I Went To A Fight The Other

I Have Nothing But Troubles With My Car. Every Sunday I Take My Family Out For A Push.

I Figured Out I'm Bisexual. I Have Sex Twice A Year.

Don't Talk About Yourself So Much...we'll Do That When You Leave.

When My Wife Drives, There's Always Trouble. The Other Day She Took The Car. She Came Home. She Told Me, There's Water In The Carburetor. I Asked Her, Where's The Car? She Said, In A Lake.

I Don't Care How Rich And Successful A Man Is. He's Nothing Without An Education.