I Was Trying To Organise My Dvds

I Don't Consider Myself A Fashion Victim. I Consider Fashion A Victim Of Me.

I've Never Been Disappointed By Politicians. I've Never Invested That Much In Them In The First Place.

In 1987, I Was In Edinburgh Doing My First One-man Show. I Took Part In A Kickabout With Some Fellow Comedians And Tripped Over My Trousers And Heard This Cracking Sound In My Leg. A Couple Of Days Later I Went Into A Coma And Was Diagnosed With A Pulmonary Embolism.

In Fact, I Don't Watch A Lot Of Contemporary Comedy For Fear Of Being Influenced By It.

Well, Sanity, I Suppose, Is Getting People To See The World Your Way.