I Was The Worst Game Show Host

I Can't Work With My Brother Without Laughing.

It Means You Never Know What's Going To Happen,' I Said. 'you Do Your Best, Then Take Your Chances. Everything Else Is Beyond Our Control.

Only Funny Line I've Had Was My First Day On The Set Of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. They Were Making Me Up, And I Saw The Director Call The Makeup Man Over, And He Says "what Are We Going To Do About The Hooter?" And The Makeup Guy Said, "i'm Not A Plastic Surgeon." So I Started That Show With A Big Nose, And Quite Conscious Of It.

But Once We Got On The Air, Everybody Except Morey Amsterdam Pretty Much Stuck To The Script.

Haters Are Going To Hate.