I Was A Smart Kid, But I

I Was Born A Premature Birth. My First Words Were "bleep, Bleep" And "curse, Curse" My Breath Still Stinks And I'm On My 3rd Cert.

Of Course You Don't Want Your Kids Swearing. But Remember How Fun It Was To Cuss When You Were In The First Grade?

I Was Born With The Biggest Middle Finger On Earth.

I Like Gay Men, Right Ken?

Yo, I Failed Ninth Grade Three Times, But I Don't Think It Was Necessarily 'cause I'm Stupid.