I Wanna Buy A Bunch Of Hermit

My Friend Asked Me I Ever Swam With Dolphins. I Was Like, 'yeah, Of Course. What Distance Are We Talking About From The Dolphins? Because The Last Time I Was In The Ocean, I'm Pretty Sure I Swam With Most Of Them.'

I Want To Commit A Crime During A Reenactment, And Turn It Into An Enactment.

To Me, Comedy Is A Game.

When Watering Your Plants, Try To Talk To Them - Say Something Like, Hold It Right There And Then Shoot Them With Water Gun.

The Other Night I Was Playing Twister With Some Amputees.