I've Written Songs About Things That Nobody

Teach My Children To Love! They'll Learn To Hate On Their Own

I've Written Songs About Things That Nobody Else Has Ever Written About.

Now I Lay Me Down To Cheat On The Woman I Love So, And If I Die Between These Sheets I Pray To God She'll Never Know.

My Long Hair Just Can't Cover Up My Redneck.

I Took The Hardest Possible Route That You Could Take, And I Still Overcame And Succeeded.