I Told You I Was Sick.

There Is A Time To Live, A Time To Die, A Time To Laugh, And At No Time Are The Three Of Them Very Far Apart.

Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder, Get It Out With Optrex.

I Shook Hands With A Friendly Arab. I Still Have My Right Arm To Prove It.

Chopsticks Are One Of The Reasons The Chinese Never Invented Custard.

If A Man Dies When You Hang Him, Keep Hanging Him Until He Gets Used To It.