If A Man Dies When You Hang

Money Can't Buy You Happiness But It Does Bring You A More Pleasant Form Of Misery.

I Thought I'd Begin By Reading A Poem By Shakespeare, But Then I Thought, Why Should I? He Never Reads Any Of Mine.

My Father Had A Profound Influence On Me. He Was A Lunatic.

My Father Was My Greatest Inspiration. He Was A Lunatic.

I Told You I Was Ill. (on His Headstone)