I Think When You Get Married, It

How Does Macy Gray Or Kid Rock Not Win Over Christina Aguilera?

I Used To Do Drugs, But Don't Tell Anyone Or It Will Ruin My Image.

The American Public Really Does Have A Death Wish For Me. They Want Me To Die. I'm Not Going To Die.

But I Always Wound Up Being The Damn John, When I Wanted To Be The Paul.

There's Even One For Your Titties. I Haven't Done The Boobs Mask One Yet-you Just Stick It On Your Tits, Apparently. I Have To Try It. But I Did The Foot One And The Hand One Yesterday, And It Makes My Skin Crazy. It's Like I Just Had Sex For Four Days.