I Think Of Steely Dan As Being

I Tried To Grow Up. Honest. Didn’t Quite Happen. I Guess I’m Someone For Whom Youth Still Seems More Real Than The Present, Or The Half Century In Between. And Why Not? I'm Deeply Underwhelmed By Most Contemporary Art, Literature, Music, Films, Tv, The Heinous Little Phones, Money Talk, Real Estate Talk, All That Stuff. The Internet, Which At First Seemed So Fascinating, Appears To Be Evolving Into Something Even Worse Than Tv, But We'll See.

I Don't Think You Can Escape The Environment We Live In Now.

I Think Of Steely Dan As Being Of Its Time, And It May Be Inseparable From Its Time.

Now Why The Hell Would I Want To Increase The Volume Of My Ejaculation ? They Can Already Hear Me In The Apartment Next Door.

I Had A Dream That Britney Spears Rubbed Her Breasts In My Face And Jennifer Lopez Gave Me Head While Salma Hayek Sucked My Toes And The Olsen Twins Videotaped Everything. I Would Have Kept Dreaming It, Too, If I Hadn't Set Off The Smoke Detector.