I Think Among The Retired Fbi Agents

You Know, Back In The 1950s And '60s, When J. Edgar Hoover Was Making The Fbi The Respected Organization It Used To Be, Oftentimes They Would Find A Fugitive And Basically Have His House Surrounded, And Then Put Out A Press Release Saying He Was On The Top 10 Most Wanted List. And 10 Minutes Later, He'd Be Arrested.

In The End, That's What It Comes Down To With Mitt Romney. He's Running As The Non-barack Obama.

I Think Among The Retired Fbi Agents There Are Some Who Would Not Like To See Him Come Back, But I Think The People Running The Fbi Now Are Interested In Catching Him.

Has There Ever Been Anybody, Real Or Fictional, Whiter Than Betty Crocker?

I Used To Think Cape Wind Was A Great Idea. That Was When Ted Kennedy Was Alive And Railing About How He Might Spill His Chivas If He Had To Keep Maneuvering The Mya Around All Those Noisy Seagull-murdering Wind Turbines. Anything Ted Kennedy Was Against, I Was For.