I Sing As An Actress. Whatever I'm

There's A Heart Beneath The Boobs And A Brain Beneath The Wig.

I'm In Showbiz. I Look At My Boobs Like They're Show Horses Or Show Dogs. You've Got To Keep Them Groomed.

I Love Watching Keep-fit Videos While Munching Chocolate Chip Cookies.

I've Done Everything Every Fat Person Ever Has. I've Tried Every Diet.

People Don't Realize That, You Know, We Have - "we" Meaning People In Show Business Have The Same Problems As Everybody Else. Money Don't Change That. Fame Don't Change That. Sometimes That Brings On More Problems. You Know, It's Just A - Different Kind Of Problems. As They Say, Money Ain't Everything.