I've Done Everything Every Fat Person Ever

I've Never Been The Big Recording Star I'd Love To Be Some Day. I've Had Lots Of Hits Off And On Through The Years But I've Never Had The Success Of Other Artists - One Hit After Another Back-to-back-to-back And Big Hits, Where Every Song Is Going To Be Number One. I'm Not Greedy Or Nothing. I Just Want Everything. Is There Something Wrong With That?

We Can't All Be Stars; We Can't All Be Leaders. We Are All God's Creatures, Living Life, And We Have That God Light In Us And We're Supposed To Let It Shine. And Not Everybody Wants To Be Like Me And Stick Their Neck Out To Get Up On Stage And Perform. There Are Those Like Me, But There Are Also Those That Are Of A Shyer Nature. And They're Smarter Than Most Of Us That Are Out There Showing Our Asses.

I'll Be Like Bob Hope, Touring When I'm 100.

I Was The First Woman To Burn My Bra - It Took The Fire Department Four Days To Put It Out.

It Took Me Years To Eat A Lot Of Shellfish. I Was Probably 20 Years Old Before I Had Even Seen A Shrimp Cocktail. I Like Oysters, But Fried.