I Never Joined, But I Used To

I Never Joined, But I Used To Go To Church Now And Then. I Liked It, Because They Always Passed Out Plates Of Money At The End.

Any Good History Book Is Mainly Just A Long List Of Mistakes, Complete With Names And Dates. It's Very Embarrassing.

There's A Lot We Should Be Able To Learn From History. And Yet History Proves That We Never Do. In Fact, The Main Lesson Of History Is That We Never Learn The Lessons Of History. This Makes Us Look So Stupid That Few People Care To Read It. They'd Rather Not Be Reminded. Any Good History Book Is Mainly Just A Long List Of Mistakes, Complete With Names And Dates. It's Very Embarrassing.

Enjoy Every Minute. There's Plenty Of Time To Be Dead.

Our Bombs Are Smarter Than The Average High School Student. At Least They Can Find Kuwait.