I May Not Be The Bestest Pitcher

I've Said It Once And I'll Say It A A Hundred Times, I'm Forty-four Years Old.

How Old Would You Be If You Didn't Know How Old You Are?

If You Want To Live A Long Time, Don't Fool With Nothing Old But Money, Nothing Big But A Bank Roll, Nothing Black But A Cadillac, Nothing Over Twenty-two Years, Nothing That Weighs Over 130. If You Do, You're In Trouble. 'cause When You're Getting Old And Your Cells Gettin' Low, You'll Need A Delco Battery To Boost Ya.

My Feet Ain't Got Nothing To Do With My Nickname, But When Folks Get It In Their Heads That A Feller's Got Big Feet, Soon The Feet Start Looking Big.

My Pitching Philosophy Is Simple - Keep The Ball Way From The Bat.