I'm Very Resilient. The Only Thing I'm

I Have A Bad Gambling Problem. You're Not In Show Business For 12 Years And Dress Like This Without A Bad Gambling Problem.

I Ain't Apologizing For Anything, Especially If It's A Joke.

I Found A Way For Her To Fall Asleep, Paris Hilton, Talk To Herself.

I Snorted Heroin Once By Accident. It Was Amazing. But Kids, Don't Snort Heroin. It's Too Good.

Don't Do Drugs To Be Cool, Do 'em Because You Hate Yourself.