I'm The Ultimate Record Fan. I Still

No Tears To Damn You When Jealousy Burns.

I Rarely Wear Tennis Shoes. I'm 5' 8', I Hate Being Short.

I've Got That Resilient Thing Inside Me. But I Wasn't A Happy Bunny.

When Little Richard Used To Stand Up And Play It Was Just Fabulous, And Liberace Had The Candlesticks And The Rings And The Gift Of The Gab. The Piano's Is The Most Ungainly Rock' N' Roll Instrument Of All Time But Those Two People Transcended It, As Did Jerry Lee Lewis.

I Went Up To Prince And Said 'i'm A Big Fan Of Your Stuff' And He Looked At Me And Just Walked Off...left Me Standing There Like A ****. He's A Prat, But A Clever Prat.