I'm Quite A Chauvinistic Person.

It's Shocking That So Many Children Still Live In Fear As A Result Of Violence In The Home, And Don't Know Who To Turn To For Help And Support. As A Child Survivor Of Domestic Violence I Can Remember The Fear And Isolation. I'm Delighted To Support The Hideout, The New Women's Aid Website For Children And Young People. I Know It Could Have Made A Real Difference To Me And Will Provide Great Comfort And Support To Thousands Of Children.

Can You Imagine The Headlines If I Gave Someone Food Poisoning? They'd Hang Me Off Tower Bridge By My Ballbag!

The Parents Are The Issue, Because It's Not The Kids' Fault. They're The Ones On The Playground Getting The S - And The Jokes And The Bullying, Because Of Their Size And They're Obese. It's Not The Kids, It's The F - Ing Parents.

I've Had A Lot Of Success; I've Had Failures, So I Learn From The Failure.

Chefs Are Nutters. They're All Self-obsessed, Delicate, Dainty, Insecure Little Souls And Absolute Psychopaths. Every Last One Of Them.