I'm Not Very Good At Being A

I'm A Sappy Mom Now. I Didn't Think I Would Be. I Thought I'd Be A Cool Mom Who Keeps Everything In Perspective.

A Girl Told Me My Lips Looked Like Somebody Had Pressed Strawberry Yogurt Against My Face.

There Are Some Things That, If You Say Them Out Loud, Will Hurt The Other Person's Feelings. I Tend To Say Them Anyway. It's Better To Be Honest.

I Always Assume I Look Better Than I Actually Do. I'll Feel Pretty Good About Myself When I Leave The House, Then I'll See A Picture And Think, 'crap, I Had No Idea That's What I Was Looking Like.'

I'm Not Terribly Sentimental.