I'm Not Afraid To Take On Somebody

A Dodger Uniform Just Doesn't Look Good With A Cummerbund.

[there's] A Joke That I've Done Forever: 'nowadays They Say That The Largest Majority Of People Will Be Latino And You'll Tell Scary Stories To Your Grandkids: "a Long Time Ago When I Was Growing Up, There Used To Be People Who Were White," And The Kid Says, "really?" And You Say, "yeah, Like The Man Who Cuts Our Grass."' I've Had That Line Forever And I Love It.

Sometimes When You Win, You Think You're Going To Get Everything To Go Your Way.

I've Spent Days In Cinemas Answering Questions From The Audience, In Interviews, Travelling Abroad, And All They Do Is Thank Me Nicely.

I've Gotten In Trouble With Every Race You Can Imagine.