I'm Not A Person Who I Ever

I've Been To Many Funerals Of Funny People, And They're Some Of The Funniest Days You'll Ever Have, Because The Emotions Run High.

Someone Asked Me "what Do You Think Of Donald Trump?" And I Said, "i Would Rather Vote For Hillary Clinton In Jail." If She Gets Convicted, I'll Vote For Her For President.

The World Really Changed After 9/11, Not Just In The Tragic Way, But In Every Way. So It Took Me A Couple Of Years To Even Understand How My Art Form I Could Process Any Of This. When The World Changed, Eliciting Laughter With Subjects That Were Funny To Me Before 9/11 Just Didnt Seem Good Enough.

I've Always Liked To Think Ahead. Not Stupid-far Ahead. A Hundred Years Doesn't Interest Me. But 20 Years Interests Me, And More For What Happens To Humans As Opposed To Things.

When I Went To Acting School, The Kids That Got The Best Grades Were The Kids That Could Cry On Cue. But It Didn't Really Translate Into Careers For Any Of Them, Because The External Is The Easy Part.