I'm Looking For Loopholes.

Philadelphia, Wonderful Town, Spent A Week There One Night

Money Will Not Buy Happiness, But It Will Let You Be Unhappy In Nice Places.

Beer: Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 3000 B. C.

Once, During Prohibition, I Was Forced To Live For Days On Nothing But Food And Water.

There Comes A Time In The Affairs Of Man When He Must Take The Bull By The Tail And Face The Situation.