List of Thomas Haden Church Quotes

I Would Go Into My Three Different Sisters' Rooms In The Early-mid '70s And They Had Very Specific Different Tastes In Music. I Specifically Remember Lying On My Different Sisters' Bedroom Floors And Listening To Their Record Collections. And "starship Trooper" Was One Of My Sister Nancy's Favorite Songs And Favorite Album. Music Is So Defining For Me. In The Late '70s And Early '80s, I Worked In Radio. When I Was In High School, I Worked At Two Different Radio Stations.

If You Are Truly Fearless As A Performer, Than You Don't Fear Kids Or Dogs.

Cows Are A Lot Smarter Across The Board Than Bulls.

Principally, I'll Give Anything A Chance, Only Because The Greatest Challenges Are The Ones That You Never See Coming.

The Divorce Isn't Like The Da Vinci Code Of Tv Shows. I'm Not Saying Only A Secret Society Is Going To Understand Divorce. But It Is A Very Specific Show. And I Don't Know If You Looked At A Lot Of The Press. There's Been Some Unpleasant Reviews. And I'm Not Faulting Those People But, They're Really Just Not Getting What We're Trying To Do. Which Is To Say, Look. That May Not Be Some People's Taste. And That's Fine.

I've Been A Writer Longer Than I've Been An Actor. I Wrote Short Stories Like Crazy When I Was In High School And College. I Worked In Advertising Before I Moved To L.a. To Pursue Acting.

The Divorce, It's Just Like Any Performance That's Given Where I Really Just Completely Lost Myself In That Life.

Nothing Is Set Up Like A Comedy Bit. I Did Sitcoms For 10 Years. Literally From 1989 To 1999. That's Almost All I Did. Whenever I Got Away From Television I Was Like, "phew, Thank God That's Over. I Am Never Going Back."

I Probably Am. I Think Paul Giamatti Also Said In An Interview That I Was "f--king Crazy." I'm Flattered By That. I Want To Be That Guy Who's Nuts Who Makes People Think.

I Would Just Turn Into A Giant Pair Of Lips. "oh God! There He Is! It's Lip-man!"

Kissing's A Good Thing, Man. It's The Doorbell Of Intimacy.

But I'm A Citizen Of Texas And Try To Spend Most Of My Time There.