I'm Funny. I'm A Comedian. I'm Not

My Comedy Comes From Pain. I Can't Stand To See Someone Hurting.

I'm An Ordinary Guy With An Extraordinary Job.

Stand-up Is What I Am; Stand-up Is What Made Me.

If You Mess Something Up, Remember Who Got You There. Don't Be Pointing Fingers, Even If Finger-pointing Is Called For. Only One You Got To Blame Is Your Own Self.

My Family Are Police Officers, Detectives. My Brother Mitch Is Fbi. Mitch Is Like That - A Stern Enforcer.