I'm Always Happy To Pitch In And

The Only Reason I Think I Would Marry A Foreigner Would Be To Have Kids With Weird Accents.

You Got Married Recently To A Rapper. It Doesn't Take Them Long To Impregnate Women.

You Want To Do Something A Little Bit Meaningful, Because We're Not Saving The Planet Or Anything, But We Want To Contribute In A Positive Way, In A Way That Makes A Difference Or Makes Somebody Feel Something.

Jessica Simpson Attended Boyfriend Tony Romo's Football Game. The Cowboys Quarterback Had The Worst Game Of His Career. It's A Bad Year For The Name Simpson. Even O. J. Is Pissed - He Feels Like They're Making His Name Look Bad.

I Love A Stupid Joke, Something That Doesn't Make Any Sense.