I'm Always Excited To Try Something I

Specifically In Stand-up, I Love Jokes. I Love Short, Structured Ideas And A Punchline.

Tic Tacs Are The Maracas Of Breath Mints.

It Feels Like Every Day Or Two, People On Twitter And The Internet Are Outraged About Something.

If You Remove A Treehouse From A Tree, Than It's Just A Shitty House. Sometimes When I'm In A Shitty House, I Like To Imagine That It's In A Tree, Than It's Like Woah, This House Is Amazing.

I Used To Play Sports. Then I Realized You Can Buy Trophies. Now I Am Good At Everything.