I'm A Recovering Drug Addict, So It's

From Quite Early On, I Had This Idea Of Compartmentalized Identities - 'this Is How You Are When You Are With Your Mum, And This Is How You Are When You Are With Your Dad' - So It Seemed Like I Could Never Absolutely Be Myself. And The Image Of Myself As Compromised And Inconsistent Made Me Want To Withdraw From The World Even Further. I Had A Sense Of Formulating A Paper-mache Version Of Myself To Send Out In The World, While I Sat Controlling It Remotely From Some Smug Suburban Barracks.

I Didn't Take A Job On Fox News Because I'm Interested In Progress. I'm Interested In Shouting And Pointing And Simplifying Things!

I Like Threesomes With Two Women, Not Because I'm A Cynical Sexual Predator. Oh No! But Because I'm A Romantic. I'm Looking For "the One." And I'll Find Her More Quickly If I Audition Two At A Time.

I Also Do A Lot Of Kundalini Yoga.

If People Associate You With The Idea Of Loads Of Money, They In Turn Will Give Some Of That Money To You.