I'm A Body Builder, But I Don't

You Mock Those Who Blindly Follow The Majority...turn Your Attention Now To Those Who Are So Dedicated To Deviating From The Norm That They Would Gladly Cease Breathing If It Were Suggested To Them That Inhalation Was A Form Of Conformity; For They Deserve Just As Much Scrutiny And Ridicule.

Clowns Have No Respect For Pie.

It Feels Like Every Day Or Two, People On Twitter And The Internet Are Outraged About Something.

For Some Reason Cowboy Sounds Better Than Cowman.

I Have A Jar At Home, And I Put Pennies In It Whenever I Curse. The Other Day I Spilled The Jar. I Owe It About $25.