I Looked Like A Monkey Trying To

You've Just One Problem. You Stand Too Close To The Ball After You've Hit It.

I've Gotten Rid Of The Yips Four Times But They Hang In There. You Know Those Two-foot Downhill Putts With A Break? I'd Rather See A Rattlesnake.

Those Who Go Along Get Along.

The Only Place That's Holier Than St. Andrews Is Westminster Abbey.

The Only Thing I Fear On A Golf Course Is Lightning...and Ben Hogan.