I'll Do Anything For My Wife, It's

I've Always Had A Special Place In My Heart For Old Women Digging Through Garbage Bins. They Saved My Life So Many Times As A Baby.

I Was Sleeping The Other Night, Alone, Thanks To The Exterminator.

When I Was Young, My Father Had A Serious Heart Attack. He Survived, But We Lost Our House And Car. Under The Canadian Medicare System, Though, We Would Have Kept The House And Car And Would Have Just Had To Pay The Inheritance Tax.

I'm Not A Fatalist; Even If I Were, What Could I Do About It?

Recently, I've Ventured Into The Mammal Family - So That's Good For My Sex Life.