I Like Wearing Necklaces, Because It Lets

I Went To The Park And Saw This Kid Flying A Kite. The Kid Was Really Excited. I Don't Know Why, That's What They're Supposed To Do. Now If He Had Had A Chair On The Other End Of That String, I Would Have Been Impressed.

I Think Animal Crackers Make People Think That All Animals Taste The Same.

My Apartment Is Infested With Koala Bears. It's The Cutest Infestation Ever. Way Better Than Cockroaches. When I Turn On The Light A Bunch Of Koala Bears Scatter. But I Don't Want 'em To, You Know, I'm Like "hey, Hold On, Fellas. Let Me Hold One Of You. And Feed You A Leaf."

If Carrots Got You Drunk, Rabbits Would Be Messed-up.

Is A Hippopotamus A Hippopotamus Or Just A Really Cool Opotamus?