I Know My Name Will Always Be

My Mother-in-law Has Come Round To Our House At Christmas Seven Years Running. This Year We're Having A Change. We're Going To Let Her In.

I Discovered The Wife's Got Asthma. Thank God - I Thought She Was Hissing At Me.

I Took The Wife's Family Out For Tea Biscuits. They Weren't Too Happy About Having To Give Blood Though.

I Went To The Doctor Last Week. I Said: 'can I Have Some Sleeping Pills For The Wife?' He Said: 'why?' I Said: 'she's Woke Up.

I Used To Sell Furniture For A Living. The Trouble Was, It Was My Own.