I Highly Recommend Getting Older! There's Less

I Know That I'm Deeply, Spiritually, Profoundly Philosophical And I Also Know That I'm About The Flakiest Person You're Gonna Meet.

I Want To Walk Through Life.

Profanity Is Merely An Expression Of One's Emotions

I Don't Want To Be Your Other Half. I Believe That One And One Make Two.

But I Love To Entertain. My Vocation Is To Accrue All These Experiences, To Write About Them, To Get Them Out Of My System, To Not Get Sick, And Then To Share Them Publicly.