I Have What I Like To Call

To Me, Writing Is Remembering Something Funny That Happened, Or Maybe Something I Said Seven Years Ago.

Women Always Think That I'm Chandler, So If I Don't Joke Around For Half An Hour They Think That Something's Wrong. Then I Explain That I Don't Have Comedy Writers Scripting Everything I'm Saying At This Particular Dinner.

I'm Making Plans To Go Away For A Month To Focus On My Sobriety And To Continue My Life In Recovery. Please Enjoy Making Fun Of Me On The World Wide Web.

'the Whole Nine Yards' I Liked Right Away. It Was Kind Of A Dark Comedy At First. And Just The Idea Of Being In A Movie With Bruce Willis Was Pretty Exciting.

I Have Never Really Lived With Anyone In My Adult Years. I Just Read My Sports Ticker. And 50 Shades Of Grey.