I Have Nothing But Respect For You

I Wish To Be Cremated. One Tenth Of My Ashes Shall Be Given To My Agent, As Written In Our Contract.

When Discovered By His Wife, Kissing The Maid, Groucho Said, "i Was Just Whispering In Her Mouth"

There Was No Need To Inform Us Of The Protocol Involved. We Were From Chicago And Knew All About Cement.

You're A Great Brother. You Give Us A Heart Attack Worrying About Your Heart Attack, Which You Didn't Even Have The Decency To Have!

Celebrate The Cracks, Because That's How The Light Comes In.