I Have No Reason To Lie And

Most Of The Gaffes I've Made Have Not Been Funny - They've Been Stupid.

In My Case, I Was Covering Politics In Texas As A Newspaper Man In The 1960's.

Make No Mistake: When I Told Senator Mitchell That I Injected Roger Clemens With Performance-enhancing Drugs, I Told The Truth.

I Have Great Faith In The Intelligence Of The American Viewer And Reader To Put Two And Two Together And Come Up With Four.

I Always Wear Blue Shirts And I Like Wine Or Purple Ties.