I Have Had A Lifelong Phobia Of

Shootouts Are Not Gunfights Of Honor, They're Gang Wars And Racial Riots.

I Worked Half My Life To Be An Overnight Success, And Still It Took Me By Surprise.

My Most Lucrative Job In College Was A Stint As The Regional Dodge Girl.

News Reporting Is A Cycle: No Matter How Much You Work At Sending A Message, It's Only Successful If It's Received.

By Far My Most Perilous Assignment Was Covering A Tank Car Explosion.