By Far My Most Perilous Assignment Was

The Code Of The Road Is, If There Is Anything To Eat, Eat; If There Is A Place To Sit, Sit; If There Is A Restroom, Go.

My Current Goal Is To Place A Moratorium On Goals.

Mistakes Are Not Always The Result Of Someone's Ineptitude.

The Bad News Is That 50 People Died In A Hotel Fire; The Good News Is That We Got Exclusive Footage.

For Every Two Minutes Of Glamour, There Are Eight Hours Of Hard Work.