I Have A Twelve Year Old Sex

My Girlfriend Was Just Killed In A Car Accident. Devastating. I Can't Believe I'm Only Going To Have Sex With Her One More Time.

Tom Cruise's Pre-nup Lets Him Keep His Money, The Kids And Katie Holmes.

My Dad Was Amazing. He Raised Five Boys. All By Himself. Without The Rest Of Us Knowing.

Yesterday I Accidentally Hit A Little Kid With My Car. It Wasn't Serious — Nobody Saw Me.

I Know Her In The Biblical Senseand When I Say That, I Mean I Don't Believe A Word She Says.