I Have A Sixth Sense, But Not

We Also Sleep In Separate Beds. Hers Is In California And Mine Is In Texas

Remember: Marriage Is The Number One Cause Of Divorce

I Don't Pick On Politicians. They Ain't Done Nothin'.

I Asked My Wife Where She Wanted To Go For Our Anniversary. 'somewhere I Haven't Been In A Long Time!' She Said. So I Suggested The Kitchen.

Any Kid Will Run Any Errand For You, If You Ask At Bedtime.