I Hate Movies. They're So Boring. So

If You're Famous, You Have To [be Overly Generous], Otherwise People Say, "eric Idle Came In And Only Left Me $4." I Always Tip More Than People Expect.

Pattycake, Pattycake, Baker's Man; Good Morning, Madam, I'm A Psychiatrist

Filming A Pirate Film Is Always Good Fun, With Ships And Indecent Clothing.

At Cambridge, You Have To Kiss The Vice-chancellor's Fingers. But I Missed Out On That, 'cause I Was Doing A Matinee. I Don't Want To Kiss A Strange Man's Fingers Anyway.

My Wife, Tania, Is Very Big On Dogs, So I'm Always Paying Out To Animal Charities.