I Guess There Is No Two Races

The Problem Ain't What People Know. It's What People Know That Ain't So That's The Problem.

Long Ago When Men Cursed And Beat The Ground With Sticks, It Was Called Witchcraft. Today It's Called Golf.

Parades Should Be Classed As A Nuisance And Participants Should Be Subject To A Term In Prison. They Stop More Work, Inconvenience More People, Stop More Traffic, Cause More Accidents, Entail More Expense, And Commit And Cause I Don't Remember The Other Hundred Misdemeanors.

I Never Met A Man That I Didn't Like.

The Worst Thing That Happens To You May Be The Best Thing For You If You Don't Let It Get The Best Of You.