I Guess Babysitters Are Like Used Cars...

No One Would Have Been Invited To Dinner So Often As Jesus Was Unless He Were Interesting And Had A Sense Of Humor.

All I Wanted To Do Was Be A Hero... But Do I Ever Get To Be A Hero? All I Ever Get To Be Is The Stupid Goat!" "don't Be Discouraged, Charlie Brown... In This Life We Live, There Are Always Some Bitter Pills To Be Swallowed..." "if It's All The Same With You, I'd Rather Not Renew My Perscription!

Christmas Is Doing A Little Something Extra For Someone.

I Just Draw What I Think Is Funny, And I Hope Other People Think It Is Funny, Too.

I Guess Babysitters Are Like Used Cars... You Never Really Know What You're Getting.