I Grew Up In Europe, Where The

I Don't Believe That Competitions Are Important.

You Can't Land On The Moon And Say, "ooh, It's All Sticky! It's Covered In Jam!

I'm An Action Transvestite Really, So It's Running, Jumping, Climbing Trees Putting On Make-up When You're Up There!

If I Were Achilles I Would Put My Foot In A F**k Off Block Of Concrete!

You Say 'erbs, And We Say Herbs Because There's A F*****g H In It!