I Got Married Because I Fell In

I've Been Waiting Nearly Twenty Years To Have My Own Light Saber. Nothing's Cooler Than Being A Jedi Knight.

I`ve Got A Black Woolen Hat And It`s Got Pervert Written Across The Front Of It. It`s The Name Of The Clothing Label. And I Was With My Wife And My Baby At The Supermarket And I Didn`t Think. I Just Put My Hat On Clara`s Head, Because It Was Cold. And The Looks. I Couldn`t Figure Out Why I Was Getting Death Looks. And Then I Realized My 10-month Old Baby`s Wearing A Hat With The Word Pervert Written On It And These People Were Like, `there`s Satan! There`s Satan Out With His Kid!` And Then I Made A Point Of Her Wearing It Every Time We Went There.

I Had Extra Thick Light Sabers Because Mine Kept Getting Bent. I'd Be Halfway Through A Fight And It Would Be Like 'oops, Sorry! Mine's Bent Again!

I Was Determined To Make Working With Unicef Not Just Something That I Did On The Trip But Something I'd Do For The Rest Of My Life

If You're Not Engaged In The Writing And It Doesn't Grab You Then You Just Don't Want To Do It.