I Don't Use Twitter For Bad.

I Don't Have To Change Anything. I Think That's The Secret To Comedy. You Want To Be Universal And Appeal To Everyone.

Almost Anything Can Be Funny If Said The Right Way - But It Has To Be Said The Right Way.

I Was Always Big On Laughs, Giving And Receiving. It Wasn't Necessarily Good For My Teachers. Of Course There's Times Where You Go Too Far. My Mom Had To Tell Me, "boy, If I Have To Come Down To This School One More Time, You're Gonna Get It."

I've Been Known To Preach.

Some Sarcasm Is Best Told Simply.