Almost Anything Can Be Funny If Said

People Don't Want To Hear About Me Having Leather Walls Or Gold Toilets.

The Movies And All That Stuff Are Great, But The Fact That I'm In A Position To Do What I Want To Do, However I Want To Do It And When I Want To Do It Is Bigger.

My Main Goal Is To Be A Self-made Man And Have Control Over What's Mine.

My Daughter Has Impressions That She Does Of Me.

I Don't Have Ex's! I Have Y's. Like 'y The Hell Did I Date You?!