I Don't Need To Be Reminded That

If I Could Walk Into The 'friends' Audition Again And Go Or Not Go, I Have To Say It's 50-50.

I Would Always Be The Kid That Got In Trouble In School, That's For Sure, For Joking Around.

In A Perfect World, My Tennis Game Gets Better. I Have Kids And A Beautiful Wife And Live On Some Hill Somewhere That's Not In Los Angeles. And The Script That Tom Hanks Just Barely Turned Down Gets In My Hands.

Women Always Think That I'm Chandler, So If I Don't Joke Around For Half An Hour They Think That Something's Wrong. Then I Explain That I Don't Have Comedy Writers Scripting Everything I'm Saying At This Particular Dinner.

The Thing Is, If I Don't Have Sobriety, I Don't Have Anything.