I Don't Invest In The Stock Market,

If The Studios Paid The Artists, How Would They Ever Be Able To Afford The Executives?

Even If You've Written Something For Print, I Think It's Good To Try [it] Out On Someone Because It Changes. You Can Think It's Hilarious And They Can Tell You It's Not.

My Wife, Tania, Is Very Big On Dogs, So I'm Always Paying Out To Animal Charities.

Nobody Gets Irony Anymore, As We Are Now Living In The Post-ironic Age. Once George Bush Gets A Library, Our Irony Is Dead.

Life Has A Very Simple Plot: First You're Here And Then You're Not.