I Don't Get No Respect

I Told My Doctor I Wonna Stop Aging, He Gave Me A Gun!

I Once Asked A Policeman How Far It Was To The Subway. He Said, "i Don't Know, No One Has Ever Made It".

Never Tell Your Wife She's Bad In Bed. She'll Go Out And Get A Second Opinion.

Boy Is My Wife Stupid. It Takes Her And Hour And A Half To Watch 60 Minutes. My Daughters No Bargain Either. In Public School She Was Voted Most Likely To Conceive.

I Haven't Spoken To My Wife In Years. I Didn't Want To Interrupt Her.